Student: Ms B – Do you want a tattoo?
Me: What? Did you ask “Do you have a tattoo or do you want a tattoo?”
Student: Well? Both.
Me: No. And, not really.
Student: Oh… (in a disappointed voice) I just got the stuff to do tattoos.
Me: Really? I think that would be my worst nightmare.
Can you imagine having a student with a sharp object, making a permanent design on your body? Umm… No thanks.